Top ten reasons that Twitter is better than… well, chocolate anyway.

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10.  Twitter doesn’t go straight to the thighs

9.  You don’t need to put twitter in the fridge on hot days

8.  Twitter doesn’t kill dogs that eat it

7.  Twitter is free

6.  Twitter is less addictive… NOT

5.  Twitter doesn’t melt all over your keyboard

4.  All twitter is “Fair Trade”

3.  Chocolate doesn’t have that cute Fail Whale (oops, maybe that doesn’t really fit in this list!)

2.  When was the last time your chocolate bar broke news about Michael Jackson’s death before the news networks?

And the number one reason that Twitter is better than chocolate is…

1.  The more twitter you share the more twitter there is to go around

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